Art of Europe - from whence

art prints - on canvas

to hence, but like, 10 years ago now...
and from here to there, to a here elsewhere, to art posters on canvas = fine art prints, as canvas art

ALMA-TADEMA

Dutch (1836-1912)

it's art posters for girls

ANGELICO

Italian (c.1400-1455)

for the poster-boy gigolo from the grotto, in prayer

BLAKE

English (1757-1827)

for dr seuss i presume

BONNARD

French (1867-1947)

choo choo

BOSCH

Dutch (1453-1516)

bish bash

BOTTICELLI

Italian (1455-1510)

from outta the afghan mountains, zarasustra in a pinafore dress

BRAQUE

French (1882-1963)

BRUEGHEL

Flemish (c.1525-1569)

or bruegel if you prefer, as in pete, the daddy

CANALETTO

Italian (1697-1768)

antonio, antonio, wherefore art thou...

CARAVAGGIO

Italian (1573-1610)

killer pics, is it?

CEZANNE

French (1839-1906)

art for those what don't like soap, like me

cezanne on canvas

CHAGALL

Russian (1887-1985)

more posters for girls, for dirty girls especially

CHARDIN

French (1699-1779)

pots, pans, and pencils, posters therof

CLAUDE LORRAIN

French (1600-1682)

art posters for transexuals i'm told, dunno why

CONSTABLE

English (1776-1837)

for pre-modernists everywhere

constable on canvas

COROT

French (1796-1875)

as above, for frenchies

COURBET

French (1819-1877)

naughty naughty, poesy poesy

DALI

Spanish (1904-1989)

prints for teenagers and crazies

DAVID

French (1748-1825)

reasons for the revolution?

DEGAS

French (1834-1917)

not just for peeping-toms and girly gays

degas on canvas

DE HOOCH

Dutch (c.1629-c.1684)

vermeer in the suburbs

DELACROIX

French (1798-1863)

yeah yeah, when the fighting's over

DUCHAMP

French (1887-1968)

who's for a piss?

DUFY

French (1877-1953)

do what?

DURER

German (1471-1528)

he's just an engraver, and a german, shouldn't even be here

EL GRECO

Spanish (1541-1614)

dom to his friends

FRAGONARD

French (1732-1806)

rococo frivolity

fragonard on canvas

FRIEDRICH

German (1774-1840)

wagner sans music, sans words

GAINSBOROUGH

English (1727-1788)

it's rococo with a stiff upper lip

GAUGUIN

French (1848-1903)

ah, the debauchery, the pain, the loss

gauguin on canvas

GERICAULT

French (1791-1824)

died a bit young, nearly coulda been somebody, y'know

GOYA

Spanish (1746-1828)

a matured wine, the older he got, the better he got

HOGARTH

English (1697-1764)

ah, the english... what a ridiculous people

HOLBEIN

German (c.1479-1543)

it's like handel and holst, like george the third

INGRES

French (1780-1867)

no mate of monet's

KANDINSKY

Russian (1866-1944)

you having a laugh?

KLEE

Swiss (1879-1940)

it's art prints for cuckoo-clock lovers in the digital age

KLIMT

Austrian (1862-1918)

up pompeii goes to vienna, so, it's said

klimt on canvas

KOKOSCHKA

Austrian (1886-1980)

not for mahler lovers

LAUTREC

French (1864-1901)

pics for pixies

LEONARDO DA VINCI

Italian (1452-1519)

prints for elves (so, leonardo da vinci

da vinci on canvas

LOWRY

English (1887-1976)

and ee by gumm

MAGRITTE

Belgian (1898-1967)

there's a hole in my bum, look

MANET

French (1832-1883)

impressionism for pseudo-intellectuals

MARC

German (1880-1916)

anthropomorphic animism, is it? in red?

MATISSE

French (1869-1954)

modernism for the petit-bourgeois, an' all that jazz

MICHELANGELO

Italian (1475-1564)

got lumbago? get a michelangelo

michelangelo on canvas

MILLAIS

English (1829-1896)

girly prints for girly west ham united fans

MILLET

French (1814-1875)

like going to church in a donkey jacket, and all the better for that

MIRO

Spanish (1893-1983)

are you mad?

MODIGLIANI

Italian (1884-1920)

i'm mad about girls, me

MONDRIAN

Dutch (1872-1944)

from amsterdam to manhattan, is that a straight line?

MONET

French (1840-1926)

it's pics for old people, for the very young, so, it's said

monet on canvas

MUCHA

Czech (1860-1939)

it's pics for old people who think they're young and beautiful

MUNCH

Norwegian (1860-1944)

yeah yeah, we're all going to die

PICASSO

Spanish (1881-1973)

pics for pipsqueaks, boom

PISSARRO

French (1830-1903)

it's papa impressionism

RAPHAEL

Italian (1483-1520)

the boy renaissance - the pretty-boy poster-boy, and never the man it's said

REDON

French (1840-1916)

it's art posters on canvas, or hemp, for hippies

REMBRANDT

Dutch (1606-1669)

but if your favourite colour's brown...

rembrandt on canvas

RENOIR

French (1841-1919)

not +the+ renoir, this the monet sidekick, for grandmas and gerbils

REYNOLDS

English (1723-1792)

tosh for toffs?

ROSSETTI

English (1828-1882)

art prints for girls in laura ashley poster dresses

ROUSSEAU

French (1844-1910)

not +the+ rousseau, not even +the+ henri

RUBENS

Flemish (1577-1640)

for fat tarts and diplomats

SEURAT

French (1859-1891)

and the point is?

SISLEY

French (1839-1899)

posters on canvas for the serious impressionist

STUBBS

English (1724-1806)

nags and dogs, the women of england

TINTORETTO

Italian (1518-1594)

belgian ice-cream, snow-capped mountains... nah, not really my cup of tea

TITIAN

Italian (1477-1576)

this vat of vin is more the thing, but this just a little corked for my modern taste

TURNER

English (1775-1851)

turner that modern he's still alive, like a railway bridge, on fire

turner on canvas

UTRILLO

French (1883-1955)

art posters for the man what likes a drink, a little too much

VAN DYCK

Flemish (1599-1641)

posters for the children of fat tarts and diplomats, as in rubens, above

VAN EYCK

Dutch (c.1385-1441)

the history of art starts here (oh no it doesn't)

VAN GOGH

Dutch (1853-1890)

sorry, what was that? my hearing's gone

van gogh on canvas

VELASQUEZ

Spanish (1599-1660)

prints for the self-regarding, ahem

velasquez on canvas

VERMEER

Dutch (1632-1675)

art in the modern camera-phone style

WATERHOUSE

English (1849-1917)

girl-pics for boys, as in keats sans words