Art Prints - The Artists - The Guide To
art prints - canvas prints
to hence, but like, 10 years ago now...
and from here to there, to a here elsewhere, to giclee prints on canvas, as in fine art prints on demand
Dutch (1836-1912)
- it's art prints for girls, ok? - it's not for real boys, or manly men, ok? maybe it's for those sorts of men who like to wear ladies underwear, nothing wrong with that, but for men who like to wear manly underpants, well, alma-tadema's not your man.
Italian (c.1400-1455)
- the poster-boy gigolo artist from the grotto, in prayer... for cathoilcs, lapsed or not, only.
English (1757-1827)
- for dr seuss we presume and teenagesex-lovers - praise the lord!
French (1867-1947)
Dutch (1453-1516)
Italian (1455-1510)
- from outta the afghan mountains, the zarasustra artist in a pinafore dress
French (1882-1963)
Flemish (c.1525-1569)
- or bruegel if you prefer, as in pete, the daddy
Italian (1697-1768)
- antonio, antonio, wherefore art thou...
Italian (1573-1610)
French (1839-1906)
- art for those not keen on soap and water, like my good self
cezanne on canvas
Russian (1887-1985)
- more art prints for girls, for dirty girls especially - let there be more! yeah!
French (1699-1779)
- pots, pans, and pencils, the art prints therof... like being back at school, or in the kitchen, in the olden days
French (1600-1682)
- art prints for transexuals i'm told, no idea why
English (1776-1837)
- for pre-modernists everywhere
constable on canvas
French (1796-1875)
French (1819-1877)
- naughty naughty, poesy poesy... is it important? really?
Spanish (1904-1989)
- art prints for teenagers and crazies
French (1748-1825)
- reasons for the revolution? of all the artists in all the world...
French (1834-1917)
- not just for peeping-toms and girly gays... i happen to like a bit of degas
degas on canvas
Dutch (c.1629-c.1684)
French (1798-1863)
- yeah yeah, when the fighting's over
French (1887-1968)
French (1877-1953)
German (1471-1528)
- he's just an engraver, and a german to boot, shouldn't even be here
Spanish (1541-1614)
French (1732-1806)
fragonard on canvas
German (1774-1840)
- wagner sans music, sans words
English (1727-1788)
- rococo with a stiff upper lip
French (1848-1903)
- ah, the debauchery, the pain, the loss
gauguin on canvas
French (1791-1824)
- died a bit young, nearly coulda been somebody, y'know
Spanish (1746-1828)
- a matured wine, the older he got, the better he got - woof-woof
English (1836-1893)
English (1697-1764)
- it's understandable (is it?), that it's often lawyers and solicitors buy gin lane - something to do with how they make their money i suppose, stuffing their pockets from the laws cooked up by governments, etc
German (c.1479-1543)
- it's like handel and holst, like george the third
French (1780-1867)
Russian (1866-1944)
Swiss (1879-1940)
- it's art prints for cuckoo-clock lovers in the digital age
Austrian (1862-1918)
klimt on canvas
Austrian (1886-1980)
- definitely not for mahler lovers, like my good self
French (1864-1901)
Italian (1452-1519)
da vinci on canvas
English (1887-1976)
Belgian (1898-1967)
- there's a hole in my bum, look
French (1832-1883)
- impressionism for pseudo-intellectuals
German (1880-1916)
- anthropomorphic animism, is it? in red?
French (1869-1954)
- modernism for the petit-bourgeois, an' all that jazz
Italian (1475-1564)
- got lumbago? get a michelangelo
michelangelo on canvas
English (1829-1896)
- girly prints for girly west ham united fans
French (1814-1875)
- like going to church in a donkey jacket, and all the better for that
Spanish (1893-1983)
Italian (1884-1920)
Dutch (1872-1944)
- from amsterdam to manhattan, is that a straight line? a guide a guilder a go-go
French (1840-1926)
- well, some like their houses of parliament like this, but i prefer them like this, by turner, burning
monet on canvas
Czech (1860-1939)
- it's pics for old people who think they're young and beautiful
Norwegian (1860-1944)
- yeah yeah, we're all going to die
Spanish (1881-1973)
- pics for pipsqueaks, boom
French (1830-1903)
Italian (1483-1520)
- the boy renaissance - the pretty-boy poster-boy, and never the man it's said
French (1840-1916)
- it's art prints on canvas, or hemp, for hippies
Dutch (1606-1669)
- but if your favourite colour's brown... or golden
rembrandt on canvas
French (1841-1919)
- not +the+ renoir, this the monet sidekick, for grandmas and gerbils
English (1723-1792)
English (1828-1882)
- art prints for girls in laura ashley dresses
French (1844-1910)
- not +the+ rousseau, not even +the+ henri
Flemish (1577-1640)
- for fat tarts and diplomats
French (1859-1891)
French (1839-1899)
- posters on canvas for the serious impressionist
English (1724-1806)
- nags and dogs, the women of england
Italian (1518-1594)
- belgian ice-cream, snow-capped mountains... nah, not my cup of tea
Italian (1477-1576)
- this vat of vin is more the thing, but this just a little corked for my modern taste
English (1775-1851)
- re the battle of trafalgar, it wasn't really that the victory was victorious, it was the fighting temeraire what won it - but i expect you knew that.
turner on canvas
French (1883-1955)
- art prints for the man who likes a drink, a little too much
Flemish (1599-1641)
- prints for the children of fat tarts and diplomats, as in rubens, above
Dutch (c.1385-1441)
- the history of art starts here (oh no it doesn't! discuss)
Dutch (1853-1890)
- sorry, what was that? my hearing's gone
van gogh on canvas
Spanish (1599-1660)
- prints for the self-regarding, ahem
velasquez on canvas
Dutch (1632-1675)
- art in the modern camera-phone style
English (1849-1917)
- girl-pics for boys, as in keats sans words