Art Prints - The Artists - The Guide To

art prints - canvas prints

to hence, but like, 10 years ago now...
and from here to there, to a here elsewhere, to giclee prints on canvas, as in fine art prints on demand

ALMA-TADEMA

Dutch (1836-1912)

art prints for girls, as in, not for boys! or maybe they're for those sorts of boys who like to wear girl's underwear (nothing wrong with that) but for men who like to wear manly underpants, well, alma-tadema's not your man

ANGELICO

Italian (c.1400-1455)

the poster-boy gigolo artist from the grotto, in prayer... for cathoilcs, lapsed or not, or thereabouts

BLAKE

English (1757-1827)

for dr seuss we presume - praise the lord!

BOSCH

Dutch (1453-1516)

bish bash

BOTTICELLI

Italian (1455-1510)

from out of the afghan mountains, a zarasustran artist in a pinafore dress, with an ak47 and a poesy

BRAQUE

French (1882-1963)

BRUEGHEL

Flemish (c.1525-1569)

or bruegel if you prefer, as in pete, the daddy

CANALETTO

Italian (1697-1768)

antonio, antonio, wherefore art thou antonio... in london? london?

CARAVAGGIO

Italian (1573-1610)

it's killer prints for killer gays

CEZANNE

French (1839-1906)

art for those not too keen on soap and water, allegedly

cezanne on canvas

CHAGALL

Russian (1887-1985)

more art prints for girls, for dirty girls especially

CHARDIN

French (1699-1779)

pots, pans, and pencils, the prints therof... like being back at school, or in the kitchen, in the olden days

CLAUDE LORRAIN

French (1600-1682)

art prints for transexuals i'm told, no idea why

CONSTABLE

English (1776-1837)

for pre-modernists everywhere

constable on canvas

COROT

French (1796-1875)

as above, for frenchies

COURBET

French (1819-1877)

naughty naughty, poesy poesy... is it important? really? really?

DALI

Spanish (1904-1989)

art prints for teens and crazies

DAVID

French (1748-1825)

reasons for the revolution? of all the artists in all the world...

DEGAS

French (1834-1917)

not just for voyeurs and girly gays... i happen to like a bit of degas

degas on canvas

DE HOOCH

Dutch (c.1629-c.1684)

vermeer in the suburbs

DELACROIX

French (1798-1863)

yeah yeah, when the fighting's over

DUCHAMP

French (1887-1968)

who's for a piss?

DUFY

French (1877-1953)

do what? do what do what? it's summer holiday time! we're all going on a... to the riviera!

DURER

German (1471-1528)

he's just an engraver, and a german to boot, shouldn't even be here

EL GRECO

Spanish (1541-1614)

dom to his friends

FRAGONARD

French (1732-1806)

rococo frivolity

fragonard on canvas

FRIEDRICH

German (1774-1840)

wagner sans the music, sans the words

GAINSBOROUGH

English (1727-1788)

rococo with a stiff upper lip

GAUGUIN

French (1848-1903)

oh, the debauchery, the pain, the loss... tahitian shenanigans

gauguin on canvas

GERICAULT

French (1791-1824)

died a bit young, nearly coulda been somebody, y'know, like marlon

GOYA

Spanish (1746-1828)

a matured wine, the older he got, the better he got - woof-woof

GRIMSHAW

English (1836-1893)

from whitby to scarborough to the city docks, from southwark to battersea to an old english house, to a lady in a garden; we take a moonlight walk, we walk a moonlit road; under the moonbeams, watching a moonlit lake... and all, so long ago - and london bridge is falling down, falling down - and this is the way the world ends, we in the evening to autumn, and night and beyond - i grow old... i grow old

HOGARTH

English (1697-1764)

it's understandable (is it?), that it's often lawyers and solicitors buy gin lane - something to do with how they make their money i suppose, stuffing their pockets from the laws cooked up by governments, etc

HOLBEIN

German (c.1479-1543)

like handel and holst, like george the third, not really for real, a mannerist nearly

INGRES

French (1780-1867)

no mate of monet's

KANDINSKY

Russian (1866-1944)

you having a laugh?

KLEE

Swiss (1879-1940)

art prints for cuckoo-clock lovers in the digital age

KLIMT

Austrian (1862-1918)

up pompeii goes to vienna, so, it's said
but i grow tired of his women - i now prefer to the woods, the trees, as in the birch wood, the beech forest, and the pine forest

klimt on canvas