function getRandomQuote()
{
	var quotes = Array();
	
	//--------------------------------
	
	quotes[0] = Array();
	quotes[0]['quote'] = "Grandpa Says... Go To Bed"
	quotes[0]['link']  = "http://www.penwith.co.uk/4296games"
	quotes[1] = Array();
	quotes[1]['quote'] = "Grandpa Says... Good Boy"
	quotes[1]['link']  = "http://www.penwith.co.uk/4296games"
	quotes[2] = Array();
	quotes[2]['quote'] = "Grandpa Says... George is Fabulous"
	quotes[2]['link']  = "http://www.penwith.co.uk/4296games"
	quotes[3] = Array();
	quotes[3]['quote'] = "Grandpa Says... Up The Spurs"
	quotes[3]['link']  = "http://www.penwith.co.uk/4296games"
	quotes[4] = Array();
	quotes[4]['quote'] = "Grandpa Says... Manchester United are RUBBISH"
	quotes[4]['link']  = "http://www.penwith.co.uk/4296games"
	quotes[5] = Array();
	quotes[5]['quote'] = "George Says... Fernando Torres is The BEST"
	quotes[5]['link']  = "http://www.penwith.co.uk/4296games"
	




	
	//--------------------------------
	
var q = quotes.length;
	var which_quote = Math.round(Math.random()*(q-1));
	document.write("<a href=\"" + quotes[which_quote]['link'] + "\">" + quotes[which_quote]['quote'] + "</a>");
}